Your website deserves an honest roast.
Paste your URL. In about 30 seconds, RoastRank grades your design, copy, and overall vibe—then gives you a report card worth sharing.
No credit card. No awkward feedback request. Just the truth.
Vibe check
Unhinged. B+
What to expect from the mean robot
Free report card, no bait-and-switch
Feedback tied to your live page
Useful fixes without a sales call
The roast pipeline
Thirty seconds from URL to public humiliation.
Fast enough to be fun, specific enough to be useful, polished enough to post.
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Paste
Drop the URL you are afraid to show your friends.
RoastRank crawls the public page, reads the visible messaging, and captures the hero section for analysis.
- 2
Grade
Get scored on design, copy, clarity, and vibe.
The AI produces direct grades and a funny one-line verdict without pretending every landing page is “a great start.”
Hero copy
D+
Design
C−
- 3
Share or repair
Post the report card. Buy the fix if it hurts.
Download the shareable card for free, or get implementation-ready copy and visual direction delivered to your inbox.
The main event
A report card people actually want to share.
Clean typography, sharp grades, and just enough emotional damage to turn a routine audit into social currency.
“Your CTA has the confidence of a terms-and-conditions checkbox.”
A plausible RoastRank verdict, not a customer review.
Snark with a useful point
Every grade comes with a concise diagnosis. The robot can be mean; it still has to explain what is broken.
Built to leave the group chat
Your grades become a polished report card sized for sharing with founders, teammates, and the entire timeline.
Pay only when denial ends
The roast is free. Recovery is optional.
No vague enterprise quote. Choose the amount of intervention your homepage needs.
Public Roast
$0
For founders ready to hear it.
- Design, copy, and vibe grades
- One-line AI verdict
- Downloadable share card
Fix Pack
$19
One time
Actionable rewrites for the page that just got dragged.
- Rewritten hero headline
- Sharper CTA button copy
- Suggested palette change
- PDF and raw text by email
Founder Mode
$49/mo
For people who keep shipping.
- Weekly automated site audit
- Monitor your site or 3 competitors
- Copy-change tracking
- Fresh design-crime alerts
Fine print, minus the fine print
Questions before judgment day?
Your roommate can stay out of this
Paste the URL. Face the grade.
Your free RoastRank report card is one brutally honest crawl away.